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Flat Cat Cookies

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Gross Halloween Kids

Ingredients:

  • 1 pk (20oz) refrigerated sugar
  • Cookie dough
  • 1 tb To 2 flour
  • Red cinnamon candies
  • Seedless strawberry jam
TOOLS
  • Rolling pin
  • Butter knife
  • Spatula
  • Cookie sheet
  • 2 Spoons
  • Wire cooling rack

Directions:

With an adult's help, preheat oven to temperature specified on package.
 
Sprinkle flour on a clean, flat surface and roll out cookie dough slightly thicker than what the package calls for. then, using butter knife, cut out cookies in the shape of a flattened cat. Use a large spatula to carefully transfer cookies to cookie shee
 
Bake according to package directions. While they're cooling, count out enough cinnamon candies to put two eyes and a nose on each cat. Carefully flatten between the front and bakdof two spoons and set aside.
 
Allow the cookies to cool on the cookie sheet for about 3 minutes and then press in eyes and nose. Transfer to wire rack to continue cooling. Dribble jam here and there on each cookie for blood. Makes approximately 3 dozen kitty road kill (HEY BODLE!!!!!)
 
Sicko serving suggestion: Instead of making each cookie in a perfect cat shape, make a few that are missing a limb and/or tail. Why not even sever a head or two? Drip jam blood at stumps for an authentically dismembered look?
 
From the Book: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter Random House ISBN 0-679-86693-0
 
From Gemini's MASSIVE MealMaster collection at www.synapse.com/~gemini